Founder of Christians For Cannabis FIRED From Both Canna Chronicle & Canna Fest The Same Day!

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Yes it’s true… he finally got Canned. Canna Chronicle founder Michael Thompson who’s a hero to the State of FL after advocating for Medical Marijuana had to explain why Nathan was fired…

“After much thought and input from my business associates it is with regret that I must distance myself from my best friend in the whole wide world Nate Jurewicz, who most of you are familiar with as a regular contributor to Canna Chronicle and also the founder of Christians For Cannabis

The media publications founder then added…

“Nathan has been a huge advocate specifically to the Christian conservative movement and convincing “Bible Thumpers” to jump on the “green team” better than any advocate I’ve ever seen (like it’s not even close). But everything just took a turn for the worst after the “Big Water” scandal in which Nathan refused to let any food or drinks into Canna Fest Florida after being confronted by a non profit regarding this issue. Nathan took things a bit too far after recording the conversation and posting it publicly which is just another PR stunt gone horribly wrong…

“I feel like this situation is similar Watergate from the Nixon ERA all over again. Now I know how Presidential Advisor Roger Stone must have felt way back when. I’m glad to still support Canna Fest as an advocate, there is no hard feelings and in any case, I look forward to still coming to the event as an attendee to watch Roger Stone speak. Hopefully Jeremy will still let me preach my sermon “What Would Jesus Do About Weed?” at the event, however If Jeremy has to go look for some other Pastor that would want to preach in my place, I’m totally cool with that. It’s not about me, it’s about the movement”, said Jurewicz today over the phone while doing an EsseCann CBD Dab hit.

We reached out to Jeremy Gomez the owner of Canna Fest Florida & Guinness World Record Holder for the Worlds Largest Food Truck Rally for comment on his decision on why he decided to fire Nathan…

“I can’t be associated with people that cause that much controversy. It’s not about the cause or the movement… this is simply a business decision. I have decided to reluctantly still let him preach the gospel at the church service, but that’s only because I called 420 different churches in both Lakeland & Tampa area and asked if they had a Pastor that would preach at a weed festival. They all told me I was a “sinner & going to hell” for pushing the “Devils Lettuce” onto unsuspecting believers, so right now… I’m completely out of options. The good news is I have a new PR & Marketing director that I worked with in the past, (back in my food truck days). We used to call him “Chef Spencer” and I used to own a frozen banana stand with him before he left the food truck business to pursue a career in entertainment. Entertainment business is rough right now so we’re really looking forward to having Spencer be our new Mascot! I’ll make sure in a few days we release another video statement where Spencer will be covering how he intends to pick up the pieces from our broken event. Even though ticket sales have actually gone up since the scandal, I can’t not have the Cannabis community at my event. They have been so loyal to me up unto this point.”

We asked Mr. Jurewicz what he will be doing now that he’s been “Canned” from Canna Fest Florida & Canna Chronicle…

“Honestly, I’m really upset about this. I still have a lot to learn and will be taking a time out to think about what I did, while at the same time pursue starting a new brand called Media Mogul with long time friend Trent Silver of Silver Visibility. I just actually released a new video clarifying President Trump’s New Stance on Full Recreational Marijuana (you can see it on the Media Mogul FB Page)

Nate Jurewicz than added…

“…I’m also looking forward to covering this crazy story about this Republican Hillsborough County Commission Candidate Todd “Marijuana” Marks who just beat the pants off of opponent Aakash Patel who actually went on the record in the Tampa Times saying “Medical Marijuana doesn’t represent Conservative Republican Value.”

Canna Fest Florida 2018 is still happening and registration details can be found by clicking here!

*Legal Dislcaimer: This article is known as “satire” andy any similarities to other names, places, likensses etc have been modified for your entertianment. This article was written by the Canna Banana TM.

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